2008/04/28
2008/04/27
Polygrip Riffs
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and no, I am not being paid or sponsored by polygrip.
MOMENTS B4 GR8 TOKYO TURTLE STAMPEDE OF '02
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This picture shows the lulling, idyllic tranquility that was the norm right before the Great Tokyo Turtle Stampede of '02. Oh the humanity.
2008/04/23
GREETINGS FROM 2D WORLD!
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A two-dimensional cow postcard, publishers-you can leave comments for me here if you would like more ideas.
2008/04/19
Google Trends Smackdown: Tastes Great vs. Less Filling
The big surprise in this showdown was that google trends did not have an opinion on this matchup at the time of this writing (4/19/08 10:00 AM PST).
This was especially disappointing because:
a) I've wanted to settle this debate once and for all
b)I was not able to do my previous Smackdown idea: Punky Brewster vs. Blossom; because the public searches for flower blossom as well as the TV show, skewing the results.
WATERING HOLE ATTACK!!! GNUS AT 11:00
4 MOAR CHZBURGERS!
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After Obama finishes his first term successfully, this should be his re-election slogan and image campaign. The American People are ready for LOLcat politics!
BURD FLU RESEVOIR DISCOVERED
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Pig to human bird flu vector has been photographically documented. Perhaps the parents should be preventing their child from licking a pig's snout rather than capturing the moment for posterity? Maybe they subscribe to the exposure theory of allergy prevention.
Update 4/29/2009: This LOL was originally made in April 2008. It is not so funny now in April 2009. I've noticed an uptick in traffic to this post and would like to emphasize that it is only a tired joke...
2008/04/18
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2008/04/14
Google Trends Smackdown: A-Team vs. MacGyver
The first Google Trends link above shows that the rest of the world is more active than the US in terms of searching for these old shows. When we restrict the search region to only the United States, we see that major wester cities prefer MacGyver, but major eastern and southern cities prefer the A-Team. Well, at least those cities shown in the top 10. Don't write your graduate thesis on that last observation. But maybe we can tease out that the East Coast and the South are more about creative teamwork, and the Western States prize the rugged, inventive individual?
2008/04/13
Google Trends Smackdown: Alf vs. Small Wonder
It's time for another Google Trends Smackdown. This time it's Alf vs. Small Wonder. The Alien Life Form from Melmac is hands down the winner in terms of Google Trends restricted to searches performed in the United States. However, V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder wins in terms of critical panning, which I guess is actually losing.
Sidenote: Alf appeared on the O'Reilly Factor in November 2007, cementing that shows reputation as a forum for demented conjecture, yet somehow also raising the level of discourse.
DOUBLE PARKING UR DOIN IT TOO FAST
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Multi-level parking is a way to maximize efficient use of space in urban settings, but this method will offset the reduced cost of space because it entails an increased cost of repair.
I POO EXPENSIVE, SUPPOSEDLY DELICIOUS COFFEE BEANS
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And people actually buy the beans! And consume them! I took an infectious diseases class and I can tell you that that the point was driven home that it is not a good idea to consume the excrement of another animal. Granted, this beans are ground and then exposed to hot water(maybe there is further sterilization) but I still find the whole idea to be far from common sense.
RENEWABLE ENERGY DISHWHASHUR
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Think of how much power could be saved nationwide if we just install one dog in each dishwasher.
2008/04/12
A Very Serious Post, Airwolf vs. Knight Rider
In popularity, according to Google Trends, Knight Rider wins hands down. In all the top 10 search regions, cities and languages, Knight Rider pulls ahead. The only place it is even close is South Africa. I guess they must have a lot Airwolf reruns there.
In real life(hehe) though, I would put my money on Airwolf because of two words: Air Superiority. Airwolf does not have to stick to the road, plus it probably had air-to-ground missiles. K.I.T.T. was impervious to attack below heavy artilery, but I consider air-to-ground missiles to be heavy fire. Would K.I.T.T. have even been able to detect the "wolf in sheep's clothing" that was Airwolf? Would it have said "Michael, my scanner's are detecting an armed helicopter that appears to be a civilian helicopter?"
2008/04/11
Is that Freedom Rock man? Yeah man! Well turn it up man!
U MAYK MEH SHEEPISH
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Some of my finest work. I feel like I have shorn, if you will, all excess elements to create a pun in it's purest form.
WHAAAAAAAAAT'S HAPPENIN MAN?
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This is one of the most compelling pictures I have found on icanhascheezburger.com. In this picture, the cat looks like it knows how to have a good time, all the time. I like this cat.
BUNNEH CAN HERE UR THOUGHTS, IS DIZGUSTED
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The large ears allow this bunneh to eavesdrop on your stream-of-consciousness. This cute creature is very disappointed in you.
SIMBYOTIK RELAYTIONSHIP UR DOIN IT OK... FOR NOW
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Sometimes you just have to let go of control issues to be in a a relationship, especially a symbiotic relationship.
OH HAI, NICE TO MEET U, I'M FILLED W/ NEURTOXINS
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I may have seen this text elsewhere, or even on this image. I don't know, I am now loloverloaded. In any case, neurotoxins are always funny.
ON MY MARK, WE INITIATE BUKIT STRIKE
MOAR GOLDEN EGGS AND LESS LIP!!!
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